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  <title>Children Talking to Children In the Dark</title>
  <subtitle>(from Bernard DeVoto's description of what a novelist is)</subtitle>
  <author>
    <name>thothmes</name>
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  <updated>2011-10-07T08:39:47Z</updated>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-16:344127:10882</id>
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    <title>Fic and A Story From My Life</title>
    <published>2011-10-07T08:39:47Z</published>
    <updated>2011-10-07T08:39:47Z</updated>
    <category term="sg-1"/>
    <category term="gen"/>
    <category term="crack fic"/>
    <category term="adventures of the whirlwind"/>
    <category term="real life"/>
    <category term="jacob/selmac"/>
    <category term="teal'c"/>
    <category term="sam"/>
    <category term="fic"/>
    <category term="humor"/>
    <category term="jack"/>
    <dw:music>None.   It's too late at night</dw:music>
    <dw:mood>amused</dw:mood>
    <dw:security>public</dw:security>
    <dw:reply-count>1</dw:reply-count>
    <content type="html">So recently &lt;span style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://a-loquita.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif' alt='[livejournal.com profile] ' style='vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' width='17' height='17'/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://a-loquita.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;a_loquita&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; posted a lovely little (sam/jack) fiction involving ridiculous instructions, &lt;a href="http://a-loquita.livejournal.com/195096.html#cutid1"&gt;The World's Dumbest Instructions&lt;/a&gt;, to which I replied with a snippet of comment fic.  In the replies to that the subject of warning labels came up, and that inspired this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Title:  Caution.  Coffee Is Hot.&lt;br /&gt;Season:  While Jacob and Selmac are blended, Daniel is alive, and Jack's a Colonel&lt;br /&gt;Spoilers:  Uh...No!&lt;br /&gt;Warnings:  Nope.  And Fig?  It's Certified Shipfree.  Maybe even FairTrade.  &lt;br /&gt;Synopsis:  It's a universal constant, along with death and taxes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="cut-wrapper"&gt;&lt;span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___1" class="cuttag"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class="cut-open"&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class="cut-text"&gt;&lt;a href="https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/10882.html#cutid1"&gt;Caution.  Coffee Is Hot.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class="cut-close"&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___1" aria-live="assertive"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also have a humorous little vignette from my life to share with you all.  It's a look into what makes parenting so rich, varied, and unpredictable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="cut-wrapper"&gt;&lt;span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___2" class="cuttag"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class="cut-open"&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class="cut-text"&gt;&lt;a href="https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/10882.html#cutid2"&gt;In Which The Whirlwind Gets A Record&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class="cut-close"&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___2" aria-live="assertive"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry if I may have ruined anyone's illusion that life in the country is placid and slow-paced, but come on up to Vermont and spend your tourist dollars anyway.  After all, there are some 255 towns in Vermont, and only one of them contains the Whirlwind!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=10882" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-16:344127:744</id>
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    <title>A First Fic Offering</title>
    <published>2009-05-20T10:39:36Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-20T10:39:36Z</updated>
    <category term="hammond"/>
    <category term="sam"/>
    <category term="fic"/>
    <category term="humor"/>
    <category term="jack"/>
    <category term="gen"/>
    <category term="daniel"/>
    <category term="sg-1"/>
    <category term="walter"/>
    <dw:music>early morning bird song</dw:music>
    <dw:mood>sleepy</dw:mood>
    <dw:security>public</dw:security>
    <dw:reply-count>3</dw:reply-count>
    <content type="html">&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;; font-size: 12pt"&gt;Title: Jack O&amp;rsquo;Neill and the Snarky Memo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;; font-size: 12pt"&gt;Author: Thothmes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;; font-size: 12pt"&gt;Season: Seven, between Enemy Mine and Space Race&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;; font-size: 12pt"&gt;Spoilers: Entity, Enemy Mine, and knowledge of Daniel&amp;rsquo;s inability to stay dead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I made an icon, and after I did, I felt it needed to be fleshed out into a story.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;; font-size: 12pt"&gt;We all know Jack&amp;rsquo;s&amp;nbsp;not&amp;nbsp;getting all his memos.&amp;nbsp;What&amp;nbsp;about the ones he sends?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;; font-size: 12pt"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Disclaimer: Not mine.&amp;nbsp; No profit.&amp;nbsp; If they had wanted me not to play with them, they shouldn't have made them such fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span class="cut-wrapper"&gt;&lt;span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___1" class="cuttag"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class="cut-open"&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class="cut-text"&gt;&lt;a href="https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/744.html#cutid1"&gt;There Be Fic Here...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class="cut-close"&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___1" aria-live="assertive"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=744" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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