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  <pubDate>Sun, 05 Nov 2017 10:14:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>B Is For To Be Or Not To Be -- Quantum Mirror Alphabet Soup Fic</title>
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  <description>B IS FOR TO BE OR NOT TO BE by THOTHMES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Summary:&lt;/b&gt; Well, okay, for today&apos;s story it is not a butterfly beating its wings that rocks a world, it&apos;s a common fly. And you get to be a fly on the wall for a day in the life of seven year old Daniel Jackson.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Word Count:&lt;/b&gt;2,427&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Characters:&lt;/b&gt; Daniel, Claire, and Melburn Jackson, Jack, Catherine Langford, Sam, and Original Characters&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Era:&lt;/b&gt; Preshow/Stargate [the movie]/Season One and Season Two&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Categories:&lt;/b&gt;Character Study&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Author&apos;s Note:&lt;/b&gt; Daniel has had a tough life. Why is his heart still so warm? Why is his faith in humanity so strong? This is my answer.&lt;br /&gt;Brief quotes from Stargate the movie, and The Torment of Tantalus are the work and words of the writers of those scripts. Please don&apos;t sue the pants off of me. I&apos;m only borrowing, and I&apos;m a slightly pudgy middle aged woman. The nekkid and pantsless look is not what you are after, I promise!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Excerpt:&lt;/b&gt; Marble archaeology was a fun game. Every day after breakfast, until it became stiflingly hot and his parents came to get him to eat lunch in the cooler semi-dark of one of the tombs cut into the walls of the cliffs near the dig and then nap through the worst of the day&apos;s heat, and again in the late afternoon as the heat was fading, and even after dinner, as the night grew cool, Daniel would dig slowly through his filled in hole, little grid square, by little grid square, being careful to note any changes in color or texture or color, and how far down from the string grid that marked the original surface they fell. He tried to make sure that he wrote down everything he saw right away, because if he didn&apos;t, sometimes he couldn&apos;t remember exactly how it had been.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Archaeology is a process of destruction,&quot; his Mom had told him. &quot;You have to be sure your records are good, because you will never be able to put it all back the way it was. In a hundred years if another archaeologist wants to know how it all was, your notebook will be the only way for him to find out.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/23705.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Click here to find out how our Daniel came to be, but almost wasn&apos;t&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=23705&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2016 03:30:38 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Kid Fic Alphabet Soup Entry</title>
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  <description>S is for Shadows and Substance by Thothmes (PG)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Summary:&lt;/b&gt; Parenthood is never easy, because you must parent the child in the moment, planning for the future. A look at SG-1 through their parent&apos;s eyes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Word count:&lt;/b&gt; 4,501&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Characters:&lt;/b&gt; Ronac and Teal&apos;c, Jack and his father, Clare and Daniel Jackson, Jacob and Sam Carter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Era:&lt;/b&gt; Pre-Series&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Categories:&lt;/b&gt; Kidfic, Fic, Genfic&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Authors notes:&lt;/b&gt; No warnings, presented in birth order according to the show&apos;s internal clues about the character&apos;s ages.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Exerpt:&lt;/b&gt; The boy slept, small thumb hanging from the edge of his mouth, dark, soft, whisps of baby hair plastered in sweat across his brow, chubby cheeks moving as if dreaming of sucking from his mother&apos;s breast. Ronac felt a pang, a shiver of fear. He was so small. He had no prim&apos;ta to protect him. Many young Jaffa died in the years before they came of age to receive one, as was right and proper, since only the strong should be granted the gift of long life and vibrant health that the gods gave. Ronac had been shocked on his return, when his wife had put this tiny scrap of a thing into his arms.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;He is too small!&quot; he had gasped, and looked at his wife with disapproval. She was tall, among Jaffa women, only a few inches shorter than he himself, but she was slender. Perhaps he should not have married her for her strong character, and her ready smile. Their offspring was small and weak, and would not thrive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/23292.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;This and more to be found here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=23292&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2016 06:35:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>S is for Snapshots</title>
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  <description>S is for Snapshots, by Thothmes (PG 13)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Summary:&lt;/b&gt; The government keeps copies of everything going in and out of Homeworld and the S.G.C. Just a few random items from the archives that came across the desk of Rashida Murray as she did her 2153 C.E. PhD thesis on the early years of the Stargate program.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Word count:&lt;/b&gt; 4,648&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Characters:&lt;/b&gt; Hammond, Jack, Daniel, Sam, Teal&apos;c, Janet, Walter, Senator and Mrs. Kinsey, Sara O&apos;Neill, Mayborne, Dr. Brightman, Orlin, Landry, Mitchell, Mrs. Struble, and Siler&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Era:&lt;/b&gt; A little from each season. Fewer from Nine and Ten, which are rarely Earth based.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Categories:&lt;/b&gt; Alphabet Soup, and miscellaneous texture&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Author&apos;s notes:&lt;/b&gt; For those of you who do not remember International Male from back in The Day, consult Wikipedia. Our household somehow ended up with catalogues from them, and I swear that&apos;s where Teal&apos;c buys his civvies. The individual episodes that the correspondence relate to are referenced before each item.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/22882.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Story Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=22882&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2015 20:35:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Offworld Alphabet Soup - H is for Helping Hands</title>
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  <description>H IS FOR HELPING HANDS, by THOTHMES (PG)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Summary:&lt;/b&gt; Everyone needs a little help sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Word count:&lt;/b&gt; 3,366&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Characters:&lt;/b&gt; Jack, Teal&apos;c, Daniel, Sam, Thor, and offscreen, Hammond&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Era:&lt;/b&gt; A long time ago in... Who am I kidding? Classic team, somewhere in the middle of their run.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Categories:&lt;/b&gt; team, offworld, gen (of course! This is a Soup!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Author&apos;s notes:&lt;/b&gt; It seemed like such a good idea at the time. I immediately had a vivid scene in my head, all I needed was to flesh it out, elaborate if you will. I signed up with alacrity. This one had practically written itself.  &quot;Thhpppbbbbtttt!&quot; said Muse. &quot;This is offworld. I don&apos;t do offworld. And that scene? Won&apos;t work. Start over!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/22535.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Story Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=22535&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2015 16:41:10 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Time Travel Alphabet Soup - J is for Just a Little Pocket Change</title>
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  <description>Here is my contribution for today&apos;s Gen Fic Day Alphabet Soup&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Title:&lt;/b&gt; Time Travel Alphabet Soup - J is for Just a Little Pocket Change&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Season/Episode:&lt;/b&gt; Season 2, 1969&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt; Duh... it&apos;s time travel. Don&apos;t blame me if your brain ends up in a bit of a knot! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/b&gt; No prophet, no profit, no reason to come after me. Really!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;Time Travel Alphabet Soup – J is for Just a Little Pocket Change&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The woods were quiet, and the fire had died down to embers. The only sound was the sound of the wind in the trees, and an occasional truck downshifting, out of sight up on the road. This particular campsite had been one of the less desirable ones because it was closer to the road, but Jack and Michael, who had picked it out, were more interested in price than communing with nature. The midnight hour had passed long ago, and the others were on the bus, asleep. Well, all except for Teal&apos;c. He would have waited for Jenny and Michael to be sound asleep, and then risen from his pretended sleep to kel&apos;no&apos;reem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jack was not ready to sleep, not now, and not anytime soon. Some of it was the inactivity, he knew. Jenny and Michael seemed to be in no particular hurry, and he supposed that if he wanted to get in a run (in his combat boots!) they could get a later start in the morning, but they couldn&apos;t afford to miss the solar flares, and if Daniel was not able to get the location of the Stargate out of Catherine, then they would need every single second of the time between flares to try to find the thing, or they were trapped. And that would be unacceptable. Better to drive them all crazy with the restlessness that came when his energy had no other outlet, than to face the problem of what to do with Junior if they couldn&apos;t get away. Even Daniel, who seemed to show a particularly low tolerance to Jack&apos;s fidgets and drumming would choose that over an early death for Teal&apos;c any day. Year. Time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Man, oh man, Jack hated time travel. That was the problem, wasn&apos;t it? Time. Carter said it was like a river, with currents, eddies, and a destination. She said he shouldn&apos;t do anything to change it, that a little thing could make his home, his time, unrecognizable. There was something about butterflies and the weather too, but he didn&apos;t quite follow that one. Because he was thinking about the stuff in his pocket.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/22129.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Go here for the rest:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=22129&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2014 08:04:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Friendship Alphabet Soup - W is for Where There&apos;s a Will or an Or</title>
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  <description>Here (a wee bit late! Sorry, Fig!) is my Friendship Alphabet Soup entry:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Author:&lt;/b&gt; Thothmes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Title:&lt;/b&gt; Friendship Alphabet Soup - W is for Where There&apos;s a Will or an Or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Friendship:&lt;/b&gt; Col. O&apos;Neill and Sgt. Siler&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Seasons:&lt;/b&gt; Seasons 1 through 8, Spoilers for Upgrades, Meridian, Reckoning, Part 2.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt; Mind the giant wrench!... Oh. … Sorry!... Maybe I shouldn&apos;t &apos;a greased it, huh?... Ice bag?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/b&gt; Okay, so I didn&apos;t even write the last three instances of direct speech in this piece. I borrowed them from Reckoning, Part 2, and they belong to the writers of that episode. I never intended to keep them, I didn&apos;t use them without crediting, and I&apos;m not - &lt;i&gt;*sniff*&lt;/i&gt; - making any money from this, just attempting to amuse folks on the internet in a highly non-viral way, so please don&apos;t sue me. I have college educations to save for, and my kids are sweet young things with big limpid eyes, and hopeful smiles. You wouldn&apos;t want to leave them in a state of ignorance over four wee lines, would you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;*************************&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As far as Sgt. Siler was concerned, officers were like the weather, hard to predict with any accuracy, beyond the ordinary person&apos;s control, and capable of greatly affecting the tenor of a working man&apos;s day. And like the weather, most of the activity they generated was made way up high where the air was thin, and fell alike on the just and the unjust down below. His personal approach in dealing with all this was to try to keep his head down and keep going, regardless. What can&apos;t be changed must be endured, and in general, it wasn&apos;t worth having too much of an opinion about the weather.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now no one had ever asserted that Sgt. Siler was the most adroit or lucky of men. He was no stranger to the infirmary, and he did seem to draw more than his share of stray electricity. He himself considered the number of shocks and jolts he had received to be the natural result of working with the Stargate and the massive electrical infrastructure that was needed to run it. The infirmary, where Siler found himself from time to time, was one of the places where officers and enlisted men encountered each other with regularity, and that was where he first encountered Col. O&apos;Neill.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/21845.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;continues here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=21845&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2014 20:25:52 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Alphabet Soup, O is for Ordinary Things - a tag for Beneath the Surface</title>
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  <description>Well it&apos;s Memorial Day here in the States, so the icon seemed appropriate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Title:&lt;/b&gt; O is for Ordinary Things for Episode Tied Alphabet Soup&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Author:&lt;/b&gt; Thothmes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Season:&lt;/b&gt; Four. The episode is Beneath the Surface.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt; Nah. Oh, wait! There&apos;s talking with a mouth full. I&apos;m the Manners Queen at my house, and that&apos;s a capital offense here. Does that count?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/b&gt; Like the folks on the planet in Beneath the Surface, I&apos;m just borrowing SG-1 (and a few others) and I promise I&apos;ll return them, a little cleaner. Unlike the folks of P3R-118, I let them have showers! Gekko, MGM, etc., you should thank me!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/21486.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;This way to the story...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=21486&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <category>alphabet soup</category>
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  <lj:music>Oisin, Dead Man&apos;s Dream</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 11 Feb 2014 07:50:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Fic: C is for Coffee for the On-World Alphabet Soup</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;Title:&lt;/b&gt;  C is for Coffee for On World Alphabet Soup&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Author:&lt;/b&gt;  Thothmes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Season:&lt;/b&gt;  Any season before Season 8, excluding Season 7&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt;  Uhhhh... make sure you don&apos;t burn your tongue?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/b&gt;  Instant human, just add coffee.  Oh, you mean a disclaimer about the fic, not the author. Well, I guess then, that I feel constrained to point out that I did not keep, misuse, permanently maim, or profit from any of the characters in this story - except inasmuch as I may garner some reviews. In fact I have merely caffeinated them, and put them back more alert and ready for action, able to give their full and undivided attention to matters at hand. Oh, and I know it may be indelicate to mention this, but they may also need to take a break to avail themselves of the facilities soon...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/21143.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Story Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Find the rest of the entries for this Alphabet Soup &lt;a href=&quot;http://fignewton.dreamwidth.org/225260.html&quot;&gt;Here in complete form on DW&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sg-fignewton.livejournal.com/253622.html&quot;&gt;and here, abbreviated but with links on LJ&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=21143&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <lj:music>Shhh... They&apos;re sleeping!</lj:music>
  <lj:mood>awake</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 10 Feb 2014 08:18:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>My Fic for the On World Alphabet Soup - J Is For Just A Bit Off Base</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;Title&lt;/b&gt;: J Is For Just A Bit Off Base, for the On World Alphabet Soup&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Author&lt;/b&gt;: Thothmes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Seasons&lt;/b&gt;: &lt;i&gt;Stargate&lt;/i&gt; the movie, through the beginning of Season 8 of &lt;i&gt;SG-1&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Spoilers&lt;/b&gt;: A whole bunch of minor spoilers for the times when things leak out or people come in to the SGC. Nothing major for anything, really.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings&lt;/b&gt;: An Asgard beams in. He beams out. Please don’t drive yourself nuts trying to find the scene in canon. There’s nothing in canon that really prevents it, and I made it up. The other events are canon, and if you want to waste your time tracking them down, don’t let me stomp on your fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer&lt;/b&gt;: I’m not stealing the characters and property of MGM, Gekko, etc. I’m just borrowing them, and putting them back. I’m not even using many of them, and I’m not getting any money for them. Besides, TPTB, you haven’t been using them for far too long, and if we fanfic writers don’t take them out and dust them off from time to time, they’ll fade into non-entities, and won’t be worth anything to you anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/20981.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Story Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Find the rest of the entries for this Alphabet Soup &lt;a href=&quot;http://fignewton.dreamwidth.org/225260.html&quot;&gt;Here in complete form on DW&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sg-fignewton.livejournal.com/253622.html&quot;&gt;and here, abbreviated but with links on LJ&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=20981&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <category>alphabet soup</category>
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  <lj:music>humming computer fans</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 10 Aug 2013 07:26:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>For Lolmac, I Come Bearing Crackfic</title>
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  <description>This fic is a giftie for Lolmac.  A full eight months ago I told her that I could probably come up with a comment fic for &lt;a href=&quot;http://lolmac.livejournal.com/389120.html&quot;&gt;this graphic of hers&lt;/a&gt;, and here it finally is.  IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE GRAPHIC, GO IMMEDIATELY AND SEE IT.  I&apos;ll wait, and if you don&apos;t you may be confused.  For those who are not regular visitors to the site, please note that there is mouseover text too.  Don&apos;t miss half the fun!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Title:&lt;/b&gt;Oh Kneel Before Your Gods&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Season:&lt;/b&gt;  Well, before season 10 when TPTB callously assassinated the Asgard without even allowing them to send their regards to their favorite, O&apos;Neill!  Late Season 5 maybe?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Spoilers:&lt;/b&gt;  For the existence and general deportment of Thor, Nirrti, Yu, and Cronus.  Oh, and a &lt;small&gt;wee&lt;/small&gt; one for &lt;i&gt;Arsenic and Old Lace&lt;/i&gt;.  Can you find it? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt;  Caution, Crackfic Escaped from Comments Due to Size.  SILLINESS!  Eeeeee!!!  It&apos;s gen unless you want to squint through your Jack/Thor, Jack/Sam, or Jack/Daniel specs, but you&apos;ll have to work it from your end, I think.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/b&gt;  I did not ingest anything that reminded me of the &apos;70&apos;s before writing this.  I have not been following any rabbits down holes, or talking to little blond girls in blue frocks and pinafores.  I freely confess to having spent a few too many moments in front of sitcoms as a child [they were what the school authorities parked us in lieu of recess on rainy days], although because my mother rationed TV, I&apos;m willing to bet I&apos;ve watched less than you have...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, yeah.  That &lt;i&gt;other thing&lt;/i&gt;.  Don&apos;t own them, won&apos;t break them, not getting a sweet producing deal.  RDA and the rest won&apos;t be delivering lines I write, and I will definitely not be able to send my final two kids off to college on the proceeds.  I won&apos;t even be able to buy a single square of bubble gum.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Be very, very thankful, because if this sitcom actually became a world wide hit, America would have to spend the rest of eternity apologizing for our single-handed utter destruction of world culture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh.  Wait.  I forgot about &lt;i&gt;The Beverly Hillbillies&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;Petticoat Junction&lt;/i&gt;.  And the Kardashians.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nevermind.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/19996.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Sitting-comfortably-with-popcorn-popped-and-buttered-and-pizza ordered-Let&apos;s-watch&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;********************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=19996&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <category>gen-ish</category>
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  <category>yu</category>
  <lj:music>Moonlight Sonata</lj:music>
  <lj:mood>relaxed</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2012 17:38:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Advent Calendar - Day 23 - Fic</title>
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  <description>Advent Calendar - Day 23 for the advent calendar on &lt;span style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://sj-everyday.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[livejournal.com profile] &apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; width=&apos;16&apos; height=&apos;16&apos;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://sj-everyday.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;sj_everyday&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Title:&lt;/b&gt;  Plan A Never Works&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Author:&lt;/b&gt; Thothmes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Season:&lt;/b&gt;  Post-Series, established relationship  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Spoilers:&lt;/b&gt; Not really.  You&apos;ve been introduced to Cassie, and you know her tendency to... misplace mothers, right?  You know that SG-1 isn&apos;t just the original four, right?  Okay.  Good to go.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt;  Only for the youngest.  It mentions [&lt;i&gt;whispering&lt;/i&gt;] &lt;b&gt;sex&lt;/b&gt;, but you&apos;d probably get more actual titillation from your average PG rated James Bond flick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Synopsis:&lt;/b&gt;  The best laid plans of Colonels and Generals gang aft a&apos; gley.  But don&apos;t worry, there&apos;s always Plan B.  Oh, and cake.  Plenty of it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/b&gt;  [&lt;i&gt;wails&lt;/i&gt;]  What do you mean, they aren&apos;t mine and I have to give them back?  But I &lt;i&gt;likessss&lt;/i&gt; them!  They&apos;re ssso pretty, and nice, and besides, I wantssss them, I doesss!  You have plenty of money in your pocketses, and I&apos;m not getting any money in mine!  Yesssss, you owes me a chance to play with them, yessss you do.  I makesss them happy, I doessss.  I givessss them what they wantsssses!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/17180.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;This way to the story, and we&apos;re walking...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;And may all your hearts be filled with peace and joy, whatever holidays you celebrate, and wherever you gather to celebrate them!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=17180&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <category>daniel</category>
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  <lj:music>a passing airplane</lj:music>
  <lj:mood>to be in before deadline!</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 07:53:38 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Alphabet Soup, C is for Cool Competence</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;Title:&lt;/b&gt; Minor Characters Alphabet Soup - C is for Cool Competence&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Season:&lt;/b&gt; Through the end of Atlantis&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Spoilers:&lt;/b&gt; Minor for Message in a Bottle, Divide and Conquer, 48 Hours, Orpheus, Atlantis: Enemy at the Gate, miniscule for a Homeworld Security scene from Stargate Universe.  And of course, Lockdown where Dr. Brightman makes her only appearance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt; Do you know about Teal&apos;c and tretonin? Do you know where Jack went when he left the SGC?  Do you know General Hammond&apos;s ultimate fate (as mentioned in Stargate Atlantis?)  Okay.  I think you&apos;re good to go, although I should also mention that this is one of those fics that it was like pulling teeth to get ANYTHING down on paper, so it is not my best work, but then again, it probably doesn&apos;t read to you as being as forced as it seems to me.  I&apos;m sure you all know how that is sometimes.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Synopsis:&lt;/b&gt; The shy, quiet ones, who act with restraint and internalize most things can be healers too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/b&gt; I&apos;m not a doctor.  I don&apos;t even play one on TV, although RDA, Michael Shanks, Teryl Rothery, and Alison Down have at one time or another.  I &lt;i&gt;am&lt;/i&gt; married to one, but since I&apos;m only borrowing the characters, and I&apos;m not making any profit off of them, it would really be mean and probably not very legally effective to sue him for all he&apos;s got.  I don&apos;t have a salary of my own, other than the hugs, kisses, and phone calls I earn by being Mom.  I suppose If you sue me, I could send you some &lt;i&gt;xoxoxoxox&lt;/i&gt;&apos;s?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/15696.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Story Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for reading.  Go read everyone else&apos;s [link to be edited in when it&apos;s all posted] on LJ, and [link to be edited in when it&apos;s all posted] on DW&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=15696&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <category>sam</category>
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  <lj:music>None.</lj:music>
  <lj:mood>drained</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 21:17:52 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Tomorrow is the first day of school.  This deserves fic.</title>
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  <description>Tomorrow is the first day of school here, and I am ready to celebrate.  Don&apos;t get me wrong, I love my kids.  I had them because I love to spend time with them, and I delight in watching how their minds work.  But it&apos;s time.  The Whirlwind gets up very early, and Middle Daughter stays up very late, and privacy is almost impossible to come by.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Title:&lt;/b&gt;  Not Too Cool For School&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Season:&lt;/b&gt;  Preseries&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Spoilers:&lt;/b&gt;  If you couldn&apos;t recognize them as such, they really won&apos;t spoil you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Synopsis:&lt;/b&gt;  SG-1 go to their first day of school.  No teamy goodness.  They&apos;re too young for that yet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt;  Kidfic.  As a general rule I can&apos;t approve of that.  It just troubles my Improbability Meter.  Where does all that matter go when they shrink?  Where does it come from when they regrow?  Why?  Why?  Why?  The mind boggles.  This is just a journey through the Wayback Machine, without the presence of Mr. Peabody or his boy Sherman.  Daniel/Sherman friendship fic might be amusing though.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/b&gt;  These aren&apos;t the characters you own, really.  They&apos;re too young to be jaunting around the galaxy yet.  They aren&apos;t even really fully formed at this point.  Your characters are in your programs all unharmed and unchanged.  I don&apos;t get any profit, not even an apple for the teacher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/15029.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Fic here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And why am I posting a day early, and not on The Day, when I should have plenty of time for such things?  Because the elementary school wants us all to go up to the school by 7:40 and participate in All Sing with our kiddies, and go into the library afterwards for a meet-and-greet to get to know the new parents.  I don&apos;t mind the social aspects of it all (although I kind of hate it when they make me sing kiddie songs and &lt;i&gt;dance&lt;/i&gt; first thing in the morning), it&apos;s the timing of the thing.  They make me get up 3 hours before I am accustomed to rising in order to be there.  So tomorrow I&apos;ll be a groggy, sleep-deprived, caffeine-seeking missile by 9:30 a.m.  I want to do this while I&apos;m firing on &lt;s&gt;all&lt;/s&gt; at least most thrusters!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;ETA OUTAKE:  Original wording &quot;Later on when Sam and Jack had been put to bed,&quot;  All fixed now!  Snigger.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=15029&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2012 17:20:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Fic: Six Times General Hammond Almost Retired Before He Did</title>
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  <description>I wrote a &lt;s&gt;Five&lt;/s&gt; Six Things, which is posted &lt;a href=&quot;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/349814.html?thread=5706614#t5706614&quot;&gt;here for Part 1&lt;/a&gt;,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/349814.html?thread=5706870#t5706870&quot;&gt;her for Part 2&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/349814.html?thread=5707126#t5707126&quot;&gt;here for Part 3&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;span style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[livejournal.com profile] &apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; width=&apos;16&apos; height=&apos;16&apos;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;sg1_five_things&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.  It was just slightly more than twice the comment length limit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Those who want it all in one convenient chunk can read it here.  In the version here, I have corrected an error and put the six times in correct chronological order.  I also cleared up one word redundancy (a constant problem I need to be vigilant against as I write).  On the entries at The Pentangular Gate they are in their original, more dramatically effective order, and I (&lt;i&gt;gasp!&lt;/i&gt;) use a word twice in one sentence.  You makes your pick and takes your chances, I guess.  The Pentangular Gate order is the order in which they originally occurred to me, the order here is what happens when the little purse-mouthed nit-picker of an editor in my brain says &quot;They&apos;re all in chronological order except for &lt;i&gt;that one&lt;/i&gt;!  Fix it!  Fix it!  Fix it NOW!&quot;  Sigh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Title:&lt;/b&gt;  Six Times General Hammond Almost Retired Before He Did&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Seasons:&lt;/b&gt;  One through Seven&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Spoilers:&lt;/b&gt;  Well, that would give away some of my choices.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt;  There is an illegal sixth thing!  The rules have been bent!  The boundaries have been transgressed!  Civilization is imperiled!  AAAAAAAAAH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Synopsis:&lt;/b&gt;  SG-1 seems to bring out the best and the worst in everybody, and George Hammond is no exception.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/b&gt;  If you come after me for a bit of fic in which I made no permanent alterations to the characters, which profiteth me not, except as much as I receive reviews, well then I retire - just like Jack O&apos;Neill!  Not having his stamina, I don&apos;t think I&apos;d last a whole year before I came back though.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/14237.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Six Times General Hammond Amost Retired Before He Did&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=14237&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <lj:music>CNN.  Not musical.</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 07:24:58 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Bra&apos;tac and the Jaffa Alphabet Soup - U is for Unspoken</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;Title:&lt;/b&gt; Bra&apos;tac and the Jaffa Alphabet Soup - U is for Unspoken&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Season:&lt;/b&gt; PreSeries through Post Series&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Spoilers:&lt;/b&gt; Minor for Bloodlines and The Warrior&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt; Since this was written when all God-fearing betas are abed, it&apos;s unbeta&apos;d&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Synopsis:&lt;/b&gt; It isn&apos;t only the notes that make the music.  It&apos;s also the rests.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/b&gt; I still don&apos;t command any Jaffa, despite the fact that my kids sometimes think I&apos;m acting like an evil overlord, nor do I own SG-1, their heirs or assigns. I borrow them, make them do my bidding, and then let them go.  They&apos;ll eventually, in the fullness of time, die free, and I&apos;ll die uncompensated, monetarily speaking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/13878.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;U is for Unspoken&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;********************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The entire collection of Bra&apos;tac and the Jaffa Alphabet Soup offerings is &lt;a href=&quot;http://fignewton.dreamwidth.org/204168.html&quot;&gt;here on Dreamwidth&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=13878&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <lj:music>Sonata for computer fan and flourescent lightbulb</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2012 06:14:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Bra&apos;tac and the Jaffa Alphabet Soup - T is for Tales</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;Title:&lt;/b&gt; Bra&apos;tac and the Jaffa Alphabet Soup - T is for Tales&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Season:&lt;/b&gt; PreSeries through the Early Seasons&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Spoilers:&lt;/b&gt; Minor for The Serpent&apos;s Lair&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt; Bra&apos;tac uses an insulting word.  In Goa&apos;uld.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Synopsis:&lt;/b&gt; Daniel is not the only one who learns about a culture through tales.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/b&gt; I don&apos;t own any Jaffa, nor do I own SG-1.  I borrow them for my amusement and the amusement of others, I treat them nicely, and put them back where I found them.  It propheteth me not, except inasmuch as I treasure my reviews.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/13662.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;T is for Tales&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The entire collection of Bra&apos;tac and the Jaffa Alphabet Soup offerings is &lt;a href=&quot;http://fignewton.dreamwidth.org/204168.html&quot;&gt;here on Dreamwidth&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=13662&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2012 20:09:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I have committed multiple SG-1 Five Things</title>
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  <description>I&apos;ve posted a few fics over at &lt;span style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[livejournal.com profile] &apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; width=&apos;16&apos; height=&apos;16&apos;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;sg1_five_things&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; and I had a bit of a problem fitting the first of them all into the itsy bitsy LJ comment limits, so in order for it to be coherent, it occurs in seven comments to make up the five parts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Title:&lt;/b&gt;  Five Times a Member of SG-1 Got Caught Trying to Sneak Out of the Infirmary&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Seasons:&lt;/b&gt;  One, Two, and Seven&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Spoilers:&lt;/b&gt;  A line from Emancipation, Cold Lazarus, Solitudes, In the Line of Duty, Heroes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt;  Canon Character Death.  I hate it when that happens, but what is done is done.  For now.  Until TPTB undo it, or someone writes a fan fic we &lt;i&gt;all&lt;/i&gt; like so much we make it canon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Synopsis:&lt;/b&gt;  The first time Janet Fraiser catches a member of SG-1 sneaking out of the infirmary, and one time she doesn&apos;t.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/b&gt;  Yeah, I snuck them all out, but I did put them all back... eventually.  Because they aren&apos;t mine, and I know that.  No money involved, either in the story, or here at my house.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/339381.html?thread=5615541#t5615541&quot;&gt;Part 1A, here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/339381.html?thread=5615797#t5615797&quot;&gt;Part 1B, here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/339381.html?thread=5616053#t5616053&quot;&gt;Part 2, here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/339381.html?thread=5616309#t5616309&quot;&gt;Part 3A, here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/339381.html?thread=5616565#t5616565&quot;&gt;Part 3B, here&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/339381.html?thread=5616821#t5616821&quot;&gt;Part 4, here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/339381.html?thread=5617077#t5617077&quot;&gt;Part 5, here&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also I posted:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Title:&lt;/b&gt;  Five Times SG-1 Almost Destroyed The World&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Season:&lt;/b&gt;  Anywhere you want to fit them, and Season 10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Spoilers:&lt;/b&gt;  Unending and Tangent, minor for Fair Game&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt;  Well, it was written in haste with distraction, so it’s not my best work, but otherwise, no.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Synopsis:&lt;/b&gt;  Galactic exploration has its hazards.  Some of them are home grown.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/b&gt;  No profit.  No need to destroy me or my planet.  Putting them back now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/337870.html?thread=5617870#t5617870&quot;&gt;Five Times SG-1 Almost Destroyed The World&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please look down in the comments for an explanation of how Number 3 works.  I forgot that not everyone is familiar with the problem and its answer in my haste to write the bit and get it posted before the reveal.  Just goes to show that &lt;i&gt;post in haste, repent at leisure!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Title:&lt;/b&gt;  Five Running Jokes SG-1 Had With Themselves&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Season:&lt;/b&gt;  Any&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Spoilers:&lt;/b&gt;  Minor for Point of View&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt;  Eeek!  I cheated.  One isn’t a &lt;i&gt;running&lt;/i&gt; joke!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Synopsis:&lt;/b&gt;  What the title say (almost).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/b&gt;  No profit.  No need to destroy me or my planet.  Putting them back now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/340273.html?thread=5617457#t5617457&quot;&gt;Five Running Jokes SG-1 Had With Themselves&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t forget to look in on everyone else&apos;s offerings &lt;a href=&quot;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/341691.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;(links are here)&lt;/a&gt;.  There are some wonderfully clever ones.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=13466&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <lj:music>CNN.  Not musical at all.</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 10:21:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Happy Mothers Day!  I bring fic.</title>
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  <description>In honor of Mother&apos;s Day here in the U.S., I bring you SG-1 as their mothers saw them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Title:&lt;/b&gt; In A Mother&apos;s Eyes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Season:&lt;/b&gt;  Pre-series&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Spoilers:&lt;/b&gt;  None&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt;  .........Nope.  Not a one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/b&gt;  I&apos;d adopt them all in a trice, but unfortunately, they&apos;re all the brainchildren of the producers, writers, etc., and parental rights have not been terminated.  Nor am I receiving any foster care or adoption benefits.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/12849.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;In A Mother&apos;s Eyes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;******************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A very happy Mother&apos;s Day to all the mothers out there, and a very happy Mother&apos;s Day to all the rest of you who have or had Mothers!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m celebrating something else today, my 32nd wedding anniversary.  Here&apos;s a story I told recently (in a comment on LJ) about why I so love this man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We live in rural Vermont, and if we drive a bit, there&apos;s a University town within reach.  My husband loves his medical practice.  He loves the hard working farmers, and the small town neighbors and co-workers.  He loves caring for the patients over a long period of time, getting to know them, seeing the arc of their lives, helping them through their crises, and witnessing their triumphs.  When one of his patients dies, as we all do in the end, he helps console the family, and helps them understand the medical &lt;i&gt;whys&lt;/i&gt;, and he attends the funerals.  He doesn&apos;t ever want to leave here, where government works because it is on a human scale, and civility, community spirit, and consideration are the rule rather than the exception.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One day, when our two eldest were young, a professor of mine came to give a symposium over at the University.  I arranged for my Beloved Husband to take some time off to watch the kids so I could attend all three days, and invited my professor home one night to eat dinner with us, see our house, our kids, and meet the dog.  After the dinner which was a big success (the dog being a major, major success - she &lt;i&gt;adores&lt;/i&gt; dogs), I drove her home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was a little melancholy afterwards.  My husband asked me what was wrong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;I miss academia sometimes,&quot; I said. &quot;Sometimes I wish I could go back and get that Phd.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Without missing a beat, he immediately offered, without a moment&apos;s hesitation, to pull up roots, find a position near my college, and move down there so I could take courses and go back to school, if I wanted to do that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My heart nearly burst with love, and my eyes filled with grateful tears.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;No,&quot; I said. &quot;I love it here, I love our life, I stand behind the choices we made, because they were the right choices, for our family, and for me too. It&apos;s just sometimes, having grown up as a professor&apos;s daughter, having always expected to be a professor, I miss it. There&apos;s a bit of a tidal pull. Thank you for loving me so much that you&apos;d do that without hesitation!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;I love you. I want you to be happy,&quot; was all he said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He gives me roots, and wings, and all the love in the world.  Damn, I&apos;m lucky!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=12849&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 16:15:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Get A Fic Written While the Kids Are Visiting?  When Pigs Fly!</title>
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  <description>This story is an expanded version of my comment suggestions for the likely aftermath of &lt;span style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;https://tallulah-rasa.dreamwidth.org/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png&apos; alt=&apos;[personal profile] &apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;https://tallulah-rasa.dreamwidth.org/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;tallulah_rasa&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&apos;s story &lt;i&gt;That Thing With Feathers&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://tallulah-rasa.dreamwidth.org/1312.html&quot;&gt;here on her DW journal&lt;/a&gt;.  Go, read.  Immediately.  It&apos;s short (616 words) and very amusing.  I&apos;ll wait right here &apos;til you get back. [&lt;i&gt;Those of you who don&apos;t want to be spoiled should not read my comment at the top of the second page of comments&lt;/i&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back?  Settled?  Comfy?  Good.  Let&apos;s begin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Title:&lt;/b&gt;  A Pig&apos;s Tale&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Season:&lt;/b&gt;  Any time before Between Two Fires&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Spoilers:&lt;/b&gt;  Schrödinger&apos;s owner&apos;s name?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warnings:&lt;/b&gt;  Duck!  The pigs are flying!  Ummm... That didn&apos;t come out right.  How &apos;bout this:  Look out!  Pigs!  Flying!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Synopsis:&lt;/b&gt;  The tale of a time Jack loved unwisely and too well.&lt;br /&gt;Tragicomedy now with more pig!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/b&gt;  It&apos;s got a flying pig.  Don&apos;t expect it to be all sensible and stuff... What?... Intellectual property rights?... Oh, yeah.  I don&apos;t own the show or any of the characters.  Even the pig is borrowed from &lt;span style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;https://tallulah-rasa.dreamwidth.org/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png&apos; alt=&apos;[personal profile] &apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;https://tallulah-rasa.dreamwidth.org/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;tallulah_rasa&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/12778.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;A Pig&apos;s Tale&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=12778&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <lj:music>Sweet silence</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 04:25:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I&apos;ve Been Five Things-ing.</title>
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  <description>Title: Five Human Customs Teal&apos;c Does Not Understand, And One He Does&lt;br /&gt;Season: None in particular, all in general.&lt;br /&gt;Spoilers: The results of the Jaffa struggle for freedom revealed! Teeny-tiny one for The Fifth Man.&lt;br /&gt;Warnings: Not really, unless the results of a bris are offensive.&lt;br /&gt;Synopsis: Jaffa meets human. Puzzlement ensues.&lt;br /&gt;Disclaimer: All fun, borrowed characters returned, fluffed, folded, and smelling fresher. No customs destroyed in the making of this fic, which is, both by necessity and design, highly non-remunerative, but plenty of fun to write.&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/12065.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;here at this journal&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/329986.html?thread=5588482#t5588482&quot;&gt;Part One, here at The Pentangular Gate on LJ&lt;/a&gt; and also &lt;a href=&quot;http://sg1-five-things.livejournal.com/329986.html?thread=5588738#t5588738&quot;&gt;Part Two.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=12065&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <lj:music>Purcell trumpet pieces played by Crispian Steele-Perkins</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 06:03:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Signpost to the Fic</title>
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  <description>Just in case anyone was curious, I&apos;ve posted fic over on lj, which I didn&apos;t get around to posting here, because one was written as a birthday gift for someone with an lj but not a dw account, and the others were written for &lt;span style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://sj-everyday.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[livejournal.com profile] &apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; width=&apos;16&apos; height=&apos;16&apos;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://sj-everyday.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;sj_everyday&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&apos;s Advent calendar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you&apos;re looking for more fic I&apos;ve written, here they are:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Title: Chinese&lt;br /&gt;Author: Thothmes&lt;br /&gt;Pairing: Sam/Jack. This is for &lt;span style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://sj-everyday.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[livejournal.com profile] &apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; width=&apos;16&apos; height=&apos;16&apos;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://sj-everyday.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;sj_everyday&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; people!&lt;br /&gt;Summary: You can run, but you can&apos;t hide, and the company is what is important, not the meal.&lt;br /&gt;Season: Early. Sam&apos;s still a captain, but after Cold Lazarus&lt;br /&gt;Warnings: UST. See season, above.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://thothmes.livejournal.com/24291.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Story here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Title: The Gift of the Magi&lt;br /&gt;Author: Thothmes&lt;br /&gt;Pairing: This is for &lt;span style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://sj-everyday.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[livejournal.com profile] &apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; width=&apos;16&apos; height=&apos;16&apos;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://sj-everyday.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;sj_everyday&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; so it&apos;s not gen, for those who care about such things. &lt;br /&gt;Season: Futurefic. Ten years from now&lt;br /&gt;Spoilers: Teeny-tiny ones for Abyss, Emancipation, and One False Step. That&apos;s all, I think.&lt;br /&gt;Warnings: Beware the literary allusion.&lt;br /&gt;Synopsis: You can&apos;t always get what you want, and if you try sometimes you find, you get what you need.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://thothmes.livejournal.com/24817.html&quot;&gt;Story Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Title: The Eyes Have It&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Season: Early. After First Commandment, at a minimum.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Spoilers: Stargate (the movie), Children of the Gods, First Commandment&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Warnings: Well, angst for one. Whether there is s/j depends on whether you are wearing your ship!goggles today. Fig, take those off! Those are someone else&apos;s goggles. I think these are yours, they seem much more gen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Synopsis: It&apos;s there to see, if you know how to look.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://thothmes.livejournal.com/24514.html&quot;&gt;Story Here.  Written as a gift for someone who wanted angst.  Not fluffy.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=11156&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <lj:music>The occasional mumbles of my sleeping kid</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 10:58:56 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>For SamAntilles, A Belated Birthday Message</title>
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  <description>Last year you told me that I managed (by being a night owl by nature) to be the very first to wish you a happy birthday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This year I may have been the last.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wrote fic by way of apology to all the (many) people whose birthday&apos;s I&apos;d missed, but it is posted over on lj, where most of the other recipients are hanging out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So wander over and enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s a series of ficlets gathered together and entitled &quot;Bad Birthdays&quot;, and it&apos;s long enough as a whole that I broke it into two separate posts.  It is a collection of less than stellar birthdays for the Stargate [SG-1] characters, starting Pre-series, and running as far as Season 7.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://thothmes.livejournal.com/19553.html&quot;&gt;Introductory stuff, and &quot;Bad Birthdays, Part 1&quot; - here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://thothmes.livejournal.com/19714.html?#cutid1&quot;&gt;&quot;Bad Birthdays, Part 2&quot; - here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those who worry about such things, it is gen, and slightly AU, because I fudged a little on timing and dates to tell the story I wanted to tell.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=8127&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <lj:music>Oum Kulthoum - Matrawwak Dammak</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 11:06:31 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>A Rather Delayed Bit of Crack Fic</title>
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  <description>A long time ago (January 1st!) on &lt;span style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://lolmac.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[livejournal.com profile] &apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://lolmac.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;lolmac&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&apos;s journal entry &lt;a href=&quot;http://lolmac.livejournal.com/253930.html&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;, I made a comment in reaction to her posting and the mouseover on the picture as follows:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;&lt;i&gt;If he really wants to outdo Mac&apos;s shirt, he just needs to get Carter to figure out a way to get his hair to change color in waves like one of those fiber optic desk-lamp thingys. I&apos;m sure she could figure something out...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can&apos;t you just see Hammond during the briefing trying desperately (and ultimately futilely) not to ask what the hell is going on with the Colonel&apos;s hair and why, lest he encourage them by reacting?&lt;/i&gt;&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://lolmac.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[livejournal.com profile] &apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://lolmac.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;lolmac&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; asked me to write this bit of crack fic, and suggested that some alien technology might be responsible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was going to immediately fire back with a little comment fic.  But I fell asleep instead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then rl got hoppin&apos; and it&apos;s taken me until now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So without further ado:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Title: A Hair Brained Scene&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Season:  Sometime after both Legacy and Shades of Grey, probably 4th Season&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Spoilers:  Minor ones for both the above mentioned episodes.  And it isn&apos;t a shocker that SG-11 is not the good karma team of the SGC, right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Warnings:  Silliness.  Do not take seriously.  Seriously.  I mean it.  (Anybody want a peanut?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Disclaimer:  I&apos;m messing with characters that don&apos;t belong to me, and putting them in my bizarre off-kilter sandbox.  Since I&apos;m not charging admission, and they can go right back when I&apos;m done, if these shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Synopsis:  He is the very model of a modern Major General.  He &lt;i&gt;knows&lt;/i&gt; things.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/7268.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;A Hair Brained Scene&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=7268&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <category>daniel</category>
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  <lj:music>Appropriately... Silence.</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 06:01:19 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>A Birthday Fic for Aurora Novarum</title>
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  <description>Here is a fic I wrote for &lt;span style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;https://aurora-novarum.dreamwidth.org/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png&apos; alt=&apos;[personal profile] &apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;https://aurora-novarum.dreamwidth.org/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;aurora_novarum&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&apos;s birthday. Naturally it is gen! Happy birthday. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;[*Glances about furtively. Mutters something about &amp;quot;If it was &lt;strong&gt;started &lt;/strong&gt;on October 1st it totally counts as an October 1st gifty, even if it was posted around 2:00 a.m. on the 2nd...Right?...Right?!!!*] &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Title: A Birthday to Remember&lt;br /&gt;Author: Thothmes &lt;br /&gt;Season: Seven, shortly after &lt;u&gt;Homecoming&lt;/u&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Spoilers: Nothing too notable. You know Daniel just won&apos;t stay dead, don&apos;t you? &lt;br /&gt;Summary: Daniel struggles to find his place back on Earth. This day of all days more literally than others. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A Word to the Wise, and a Cudgel to the Obtuse: If you claim to have Jack O&apos;Neill&apos;s appreciation of sci-fi and have never seen or did not follow &lt;u&gt;Quantum Leap&lt;/u&gt;, it may help you to know ahead of time that it is a science fiction series where the main character is a time traveller whose memory is frequently described as Swiss-cheesed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/1275.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Edited because, &lt;i&gt;darn it!&lt;/i&gt; I managed to screw up something again! This time, of all things the cut! [*&lt;i&gt;Sigh&lt;/i&gt;* &lt;i&gt;Dramatic eyeroll of self-exaspiration&lt;/i&gt;]&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=1275&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <category>gen</category>
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  <lj:music>Marie-Annick Lépine&apos;s Au Chalet</lj:music>
  <lj:mood>cheerful</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 10:39:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>A First Fic Offering</title>
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  <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 10pt&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;; font-size: 12pt&quot;&gt;Title: Jack O&amp;rsquo;Neill and the Snarky Memo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 10pt&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;; font-size: 12pt&quot;&gt;Author: Thothmes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 10pt&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;; font-size: 12pt&quot;&gt;Season: Seven, between Enemy Mine and Space Race&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 10pt&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;; font-size: 12pt&quot;&gt;Spoilers: Entity, Enemy Mine, and knowledge of Daniel&amp;rsquo;s inability to stay dead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I made an icon, and after I did, I felt it needed to be fleshed out into a story.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 10pt&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;; font-size: 12pt&quot;&gt;We all know Jack&amp;rsquo;s&amp;nbsp;not&amp;nbsp;getting all his memos.&amp;nbsp;What&amp;nbsp;about the ones he sends?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;line-height: 115%; font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;,&amp;#39;serif&amp;#39;; font-size: 12pt&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Disclaimer: Not mine.&amp;nbsp; No profit.&amp;nbsp; If they had wanted me not to play with them, they shouldn&apos;t have made them such fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://thothmes.dreamwidth.org/744.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;There Be Fic Here...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=thothmes&amp;ditemid=744&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <category>hammond</category>
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  <lj:music>early morning bird song</lj:music>
  <lj:mood>sleepy</lj:mood>
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